The ‘Parable’ of the Farmer and His Sons

Readers, I hope all is well! First, let me start by saying Creepers 2 has arrived! Yay! If you would like to buy a copy, you can click on my new “buy a book” tab above (unless you are reading this in mobile view, in which case you need to click on the menu bar).

Also, I wanted to let all of you know that my newest Author Update YouTube Video is up! My friend Tristan and I went on a hunt for sasquatch nearby my house, and we discovered some crazy stuff! Check it out HERE to have your view of bigfoot’s existence permanently confirmed.

And I want to share a story with you. This is an original. Think of it as something of a parable with absolutely no moral lesson, ok? Without further ado, here we go:

Two cowsOne time in the near-to-distant past there lived a farmer. The fact that the farmer was a farmer is in no way symbolic or significant to the story, so get that out of your head. Being a farmer is just cool, that’s all.

The farmer had a first born son and he was like, “Wow, now I have a kid. He can help me plant corn and stuff. Corn is cool.” So as the boy grew up, he was taken around the farm, sharing his corn seed-things with the earth and watching them take root.

Now the farmer never expected much of the first son–in fact he thought of walking around the farm wChickenith him as nothing more than a recreational hobby. However, it turns out that the first son did much better at planting corn than the farmer ever expected.  His friends showed up at the farm, watching the boy and proud of the farmer for raising such a successful corn-sower.

He drew quite a crowd, and then the question came: will there be another son?

The farmer, realizing how much the first son had done for him, went on ahead and had another son, exclaiming, “Yee-doggies” the day the second son was born, as all farmers do. He then looked out his barn window and added: “Wow, what a delightful chicken.”  He taught the second son how to sow seeds as well, using the lessons he had learned from the first son and putting all of the talent, thought, and work he could dream up into the second. The farmer was much more proud of the second son, feeling that the first came when the was too young to teach lessons of the farm very well.

The second son learned not only to plant seeds, but also drive tractors, lasso cattle, and do other farmer stuff, and it made the farmer happy.

“Nifty,” he said. “I personally like the second son way the heck more than the first, so I want to take him all around the big, wide farm.”

The end.  That’s as deep as I get.

So what does this mean? It means that the farm is the world, metaphorically, and my two books are my sons. I never thought the first book would be as successful as it is, and I am super fortunate to have just released another. I am even more proud of the sequel because I think it is a more mature read, and I can’t wait to share it with the world. I will just end by saying this: everybody check out Creepers 2! I think it will please!

And remember, my dad always told me that you should never walk through a rainstorm in socks.

Press on, my friends.

– Jesse Haynes

Steps in the Right Direction

Greetings friends, readers, and others who happen to be reading this!

How are you doing? It has been a long time! Did you miss me? Probably not, but I can at least pretend, right? Anyway, I will tell you a little bit about what I have been up to, and it’s a happy story, let me tell you. The semester began with dark days–dark days my friends. I didn’t have any time to do anything apart from study, eat, and sleep. That was literally it! Devastating, right?

Well here is the good news! I can now study, eat, sleep, and be a human being! I actually have the time of day now to do a few things that I view as recIMG_20160201_134717-1reational, hot diggity dog. To be more specific, I am playing on a co-ed basketball team with one of the dorms on campus, Hardesty Hall. I know what you’re thinking: “Jesse, you commute. You can’t play with a dorm.” Well… turns out you’re right! The team of 12 has 10 people from the dorm and 2 stowaways, myself included, and we’re leading the charge to an intermural championship, a free shirt, and eternal glory. No, we haven’t actually played a game yet, but it’s coming. Pictured above is the “Hardesty Hall Ballers” (lame name, I know) at a team dinner.

Next point of interest: the demand for YouTube content. My number of YouTube subscribers has doubled over the past 2 months, and I love hearing from you all about what I should post next. Here is something I have heard a lot: “Jesse, at the end of Episode 8 you said you and a friend were going to look for bigfoot.” It’s coming, and soon, my friends! Rest assured that within the next month, we will find bigfoot (or at least look very hard) and document the thrilling adventure in the way of a 10 minute video. I also have a few more ideas for videos in my head, but I would love to hear from you if you have any more!

Thanks to all of you who constantly inspire me, every day. Where would I be without you?

Press on!

– Jesse Haynes



A New Year of Jesse Haynes Author

Readers, I hope you are all having an incredible 2016! Creepers 2 is nearly with us, and I hope you are all as excited as me.  I am so stoked to get the conclusion of my first series in your hands, and especially to hear the feedback from all you! I write my books to tell stories to all of Haynes_revision (1)you, and hearing from you is the most rewarding thing. (Especially if it is good feedback, ha.)

Bad news, friends, this is also the beginning of a new semester of college, and that means I am starting 5 new classes. My schedule this semester will involve a TON of writing, and that means I’m not exactly positive how frequently I will be blogging. Fear not, readers, because I will definitely be working, writing, and blogging as much as humanly possible. It’s not like I have much of a social life outside of basketball anyway….

But this is the end of my short post, friends. I wanted to let you know that you are all on my mind, that I won’t forget you, that I will be blogging as much as I can, and I’m looking forward to 2016 with all of you. Let’s see how far we can take Jesse Haynes Author, deal?

Cheers to a good New Year!

– Jesse Haynes

How George Lucas Stole Christmas

Readers, let me start by first and foremost saying Merry Christmas! Don’t forget that Jesus is the reason for the season, and have a great Christmas Day! My last post was more Christmas-related than this one, however, so if you are just looking to teem with seasonal cheer, go check it out.

But as for this one, let me get into my biggest poiz - sw 2nt. As the Christmas season rose into full swing, a global phenomenon soared  to unimaginable heights. I am sure, unless you have been living in a box over the last month (and if that is the case, kudos to you for being able to read this post from presumably within your cardboard home), that you know exactly what I am talking about: Star Wars.

Yes, the Force was strong this Christmas season. Stockings were overshadowed by lightsabers. Who needs a wrez- swath when you can have Wookie slippers? Heck, even everybody’s favorite small green alien was competing with big green Christmas trees. “Global phenomenon” does not adequately cover Star Wars’s impact on the end of the year. The new, masked face of Kylo Ren was everywhere.

And all of that being said, here is the point I wanted to make: Star Wars has a huge fan base, and J.J. Abrams could have easily sluffed off a below-par movie that would have still grossed unbelievably well in the box office just because of the “brand” name. That was not the case, however, and that is what impressed me the most. Star Wars was given high critical acz - sw.4claim, and not only did it shatter box office records as expected, but it was a solid movie. It met expectations.

To bring this back to a much smaller scale, we look at Creepers 2 as it approaches its release year.  With my first book came no expectations. It was just me, my story, and zero interest besides anything that I created firsthand.

The sequel is a little different, however. Now there are a considerable amount of people who have read the first book and are expecting big things from the sequel. To all of those people, I say thank you, because those are the ones that are pushing me to make Man’s Worst Enemy the best that it can possibly be. Even now, as I edit the book for the final time before it heads to print, I have you in mind. I certainly don’t have the expectations of Star Wars, but I still will certainly try to make the book as good as I possibly can.

Thanks to all of you, and Merry Christmas!

– Jesse Haynes


‘Tis the Season

Readers, how is everybody doing? Good? Fantastic. First and foremost, I want to give an enormous thank you to all of you, for all the support you have showed me throughout 2015. With as much end-of-the-semester crunching as I need to do (not talking about the ab exercise, although I should probably be doing that too), my bloggz-christmasing time has taken a serious hit.  But who cares! You guys deserve something to read, and since I have so many fantastic subscribers, here it is.

But first, if you haven’t already done so, check out my latest YouTube video HERE. It features both  basketball trick shots and the Grant Eastman, so it’s definitely a good time.

And as I’m sure you have probably noticed, Thanksgiving is over and Christmas is approaching. It’s that time of year where you don’t z-chirstmasknow whether you should be eating leftover turkey or hanging up
decorative lights. Still, regardless of any indecision this time of year might induce, this is a majestic time of year – probably even my favorite time of year. The NBA season is in full swing, the NFL playoffs draw near, and the fantasy football playoffs draw even nearer than that. People are inexplicably nicer to one another, seemingly compelled by an unwritten rule that Christmas season (it’s funny how one holiday has it’s own “season”) should bring joy and generosity to the world.

And I wouldn’t have it any other way. This is the time of year that gives us a moment to pause, step back, and think about the blessings we have in life. As humans, I feel like it is natural to get absorbed in the rush of life and begin to want what we can’t have, and then even complain to ourselves and others about hochristmas_presents_wrappedw unfair life can be.  The way I see it,is if my biggest problem this week is
if I dropped my fantasy football matchup by 6 points, I’m going to be ok.

So, dear readers, I encourage you to count your blessings as Christmas season nears. This is the ultimate time of consumerism, but keep in mind that a $300 pair of shoes or the latest, smartest phone on the market shouldn’t make you any happier than spending time with friends and family this Christmas, and amongst the hustle and bustle of the end-of-year sales remember that Jesus is the reason for the season, after all.

I’m blessed with health, family, friends, and a sovereign Heavenly Father, just to name a few. What are you blessed with? I hope you get everything on your Christmas list this year, my friends, but I also hope you remember just how fortunate we all are. Maybe even consider doing something nice for someone who is less fortunate. Kindness makes the world go round.

Push forward.

– Jesse Haynes

The Freedom to Write

I hope all is well, dear readers, because this is a very special day. It was one of those days where I woke up this morning feeling blessed z - vetto be a novelist, blessed to have amazing fans like you all, and blessed to be able to pursue whatever, ridiculous, mind-numbingly outlandish idea that courses into my head and I decide to turn into a novel.

Seriously, life couldn’t be better. I have a great family. My friends are impossible to beat. God is constantly providing me with any provision I could need and giving me things I don’t deserve.  I even have  a great dog, although he’s on my list after trying to pull a fast one on me this morning (just email me if you want the whole story). I have amazing scholarships allowing me to go to a top-50 private university for an exceptional rate. My “job” is getting paid for doing what I have dreamed of doing my whole life. How insainocrazily cool is that? I am a fiction novelist – a professional liar – and I want to continue this until the day that I die. And then there are the side-jobs: The Tulsa World, substitute teaching, the eBay business. I couldn’t imagine a better life.

But the real question is this: have I done anything to deserve what I have? Have I accomplished enough that I should walk around like the world owes me? Did I earn this blessed life? Have I achieved enough to be qualified?

The answer to all of those questions, dear readers, is no. I have done NOTHING to earn any of the blessings of my life. Nada. Zilch. Zero. In fact, it has nothing to do at with what I have done, but instead everything to do with the sacrifices made by countless brave men and women. You see, today is November 11th (unless, of course, you are among that unimaginably small percent of the American population that doesn’t check my blog EVERY day of the year and you are reading this late), and that means today is Veterans Day! This is a day dedicated to the heroes of our country – the people that make what I do possible. No matter how many novel-worthy ideas I have, or how many friends I can make, or what dream university I want to attend, none of that would matter one tiny little bit if it wasn’t for the heroic men and women fighting for the freedom of this country.

So Veterans, this one’s to you. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. I mean it. I know that I am blessed, but more importantly, I know that I am blessed because of the daily sacrifices that each and every one of you make. You are the people who make living this life possible, and I am eternally grateful for all that you do. May God protect you as you strive to keep this country grand.

Readers, no matter what day of the year it is, if you see a veteran, please shake their hand. Give them a hug. Tell them they are appreciated. They sacrifice so much for us that we can never repay them, but we can at least show them we love them.

Thanks to all.

– Jesse Haynes

Unlikely Success

I hope all is well, my dear readers,  and hopefully all of you got the newsletter I sent out yesterday. If you didn’t, we can easily fix that. Just enter your email into the “subscribe” box and you will be added to my mailing list. Sweet deal, right?

So anyways, let me get to the blogging part of this post. Have you ever been faced with some sort of confrontation that looked like odds of success were improbably, slim, or even nonexistent?  Maybe you are facing one of those situations right now even, I don’t know. If you have ever gone up against any kind of challenge like I just described, then I’m sure you know just how enormous the mountains of a challenge can feel when you are standing at their foot.

All of that being said, today I am writing about training my dog.

That was a joke. I do that quite often (or at least attempt to, sometimes they just aren’t funny). Anyways, today I want to brag for a moment on myself and a group of my friends. Being the first year Flagof college, and the social butterfly that I am (another joke), I signed up for co-ed flag football to have something to do and maybe make some new friends. The team I joined was not the most, um, likely team to succeed, I would say. The vast majority of the teams in our league are composed of male ex-football high school players and girls that are on other university sport squads (track, softball, soccer, etc.). Our team, eh… not so much. We do have some athletes, but the amount of prior football experience is limited, at best.  Nevertheless, with a lot of practice, a lot of scheming, and a considerable amount of luck, my team is playing in the semifinals tonight – one of the last four teams standing. Although we started out 0-2 (I missed the first two games with my ankle injury, but that probably didn’t make a huge difference) we have since strung together a winning streak that we are all very proud of. Nobody believed in us but ourselfs, and from that doubt stemmed unlikely success.

What can you take from this story, readers? Let me explain, if you haven’t already figured it out. When you are facing adversity – problems that look like there is no way on God’s green earth that they can be solved – don’t give up hope. Anything is possible, take a strategic approach in attacking them. How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time, my friends. Work hard, pray harder, and keep pressing forward one step at a time, and then you can handle any problem thrown at you, too!

Have a good week, dear readers.

– Jesse Haynes


Important News

Dear friends, fans, and random internet surfers that somehow stumbled upon my site (and in that case, welcome! Buy my book.),

Happy July!

I have been maintaining this site for six months now, through the good times, and the bad times, and the times in between those two extremes (95 % of my life). That being said, a time has arrived that I feel as if I am finally in need of a break, both mentally, and physically. The grind of senior year has exhausted everything I have in the tank.

Jesse 050eThat being said, this month I am still extremely busy, working to finish an assault of online classes, and (drum roll) working on my newest manuscript. I know I should probably take a break from the writing, but with Creepers 2 finally in production and Special floating around on the market right now, I had a new idea and felt extremely strongly that it is something I needed to write. I am having more fun with this new manuscript than I ever have had writing in a long, long time, and it is getting away from Sci-Fi and Chick Lit, and shifting more into the action and adventure genre. The cast of character is very strong, and a lot of them have been inspired by my close friends (at least parts of them).

I wanted to let you all know that I am taking a month long hiatus. This break will get my creative juices flowing, and I am going to come back in August with several awesome announcements that I can’t wait to share. On August 1st, I will be posting again (in the meantime, you can view my first three vlogs right HERE), and I have some other great things that I can’t wait to share with you all.

Thank you all for the support. From the bottom of my heart, I mean that. I don’t use empty words. If it wasn’t for people like each and every one of you, I would be nowhere near where I am today. Have a terrific July, and spread Creepers Nation!

– Jesse Haynes


Dealing with the Stress

Before I begin this post, I have two huge points of interest that we need to touch on.

Numbero Uno: If you (somehow) haven’t already seen the big news, CREEPERS 2 is coming! I’m expecting a release in early 2016. Spread the news using #creepers2 or #mansworstenemy (the subtitle). My next blog post is going to have more info about the sequel.

Numero Dos: I have starting making video blogs (aka Vlogs) and posting them to my site and my YouTube account. The first might have been kinda boring, but the second may or may not be this crazy rap about graduation, complete with a dance. Stay tuned. Make sure to watch the first by clicking on my last post, “First Vlog.”

Jesse 023eNow, I want to talk about stress for a bit. Life is full of stress. Stress is unavoidable. Some people stress over completely insignificant things. Other people stress over huge things. Whichever type of person you are, stress is something that you need to at least learn to cope with.  Over the past couple months, with graduation and college enrollment approaching (not to mention AP Tests, those are terrifying. I seriously bet in Hell you just sit in extremely fiery rooms and take College Board tests for eternity), the stress has been there. Fortunately, I came up with three strategies to help me cope with the stress, and I want to share them with you.

1). Have confidence in yourself. Know that you will be able to accomplish any challenge that you face, and make sure to plan you schedule to allow time for working on the projects causing the stress.

2). Have confidence in your friends. Even when you are at what seems like the lowest, darkest points in your life, rely on your friends and family to have your back. They will always help you in a time of need, and never forget that. Even if it is something as simple as just offering advice (I have a friend that offers great advice, and that can change my mood and lift my spirits radically), the support of friends can mean the world sometimes.

3). Have faith in God. He always has your and will never give you too much to take. Deuteronomy 31:6 says “Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.”

If you can adhere to all 3 of those points, there is literally nothing that you can’t do. You might still get stressed occasionally, but know that things will be all right! Take a deep breath and relax.

That’s all for today. The next post (June 1st) will come with a contest and some sweet prizes, so check back. Until then, dear subscribers, I wish you the best.

– Jesse